Every week I will be reviewing one movie that I have recently watched and feel that it should be brought out to the world. These movies will likely be ones that are not mainstream or huge box office smashes, but ones that prove their existence within the cinematic world. All opinions are of my own and have no intellectual background to support it other than I have a degree in Marketing, which doesn't mean s*** when it comes to movie reviews. So sit back, relax the mind, and indulge in some interesting beef as this Mc sets upon a journey through the reels.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
50 Movies in 1 Picture
I know some of you have seen this done before, whether it be the Rolling Stone picture or otherwise. This one, however, has 50 different movie titles all built into one picture.
The ratings scale is based upon "Kevo's". It is a 5 point scale.
1/5 Kevo's: If this movie was a paper bag, you should do the following: Open it up, drop fecal matter into it, put it on your enemies doorstep, and light it on fire. At least you will get some satisfaction out of it.
2/5 Kevo's: If you have time to waste, and don't want to put any thinking into something, put this on your list. It is likely a poor plot, but may have a few decent moments.
3/5 Kevo's: This will usually be a movie that is known to be decent. Could be a good flick to catch if its around. Might be a good action movie that doesn't have much besides the action itself, or a hot actress to look at. Extra tidbit, if a movie has nudity, it just may jump to this rating, but only if it's good nudity, no manskin.
4/5 Kevo's: A movie that hits on almost all accounts. These movies are ones that should jump to the top of the list, but not ones that you need to grab immediately. Most of these movies will be known to many, but some may be surprises you haven't heard of.
5/5 Kevo's: Whatever movie you are about to see next, drop it if it's not already on this list as a 5. These movies are the cream of the crop. Top of the list. I will rarely give out a 5/5 because only the ones that I instantly fall in love with go here.
More About This Blog
My name is Kevin Ahearn and I have been a movie lover ever since a kid. My passion has only grown with age, and recently, with Netflix, I have thoroughly endulged myself.
I don't have any prior review experience except the ranting and raving I do with my friends. I read many movie review sites such as: Rotten Tomatoes, Joblows Movie Reviews, and most importantly IMDB. Every time I watch a movie, I immediately check IMDB for any interesting facts, and use it to find interesting quotes.
I hope to get a lot of feedback so that it can evolve into the best it can be. My basic set up will be to introduce the movie, post a summary, then move to a pro/con list. I do my best to practice an unbiased approach in life, and these reviews will be no exception.
The movies that I will review are ones I find interesting, inspiring, and unique. Requests are definitely something that I need because if it isn't a movie I have seen and is adored by someone, then I will go watch it.
My rating system as of now are "Kevo's". Yea, it's cheesy, but so is everything until it catches on. Go to the "Ratings" section to understand a little bit more about how many "Kevo's" make it worth watching.
I hope you enjoy it.
Special Thanks To
My brothers
Pete: Without your hard earned Dominoes Dollars to buy so many movies while you were in high school and college, movies wouldn't have been so easily attained. I still credit watching Boondock Saints BEFORE it became wildly popular because you were the first person to bring it to my attention You're still one of my favorites to chill and watch a movie with.
Tim: I wouldn't want to be left alone to watch a movie more than after a fight with you. Just kidding. You are one person that I can always count on to catch a stupid line from a movie that we watched together, especially the millionth time we saw Saving Silverman. Also, you brought me Mary.
Sean: Movies made you the easiest kid to babysit. All I had to do was pop in a movie, and within 10 minutes you passed out. It will be a parenting strategy I will use 'till the end. You are also always one open to hear me discuss a movie, even when you don't give a s***.
Mary: Your are like the Jesus to my Movie Bible. There was the old testament, in which I watched movies that everyone had seen and loved. Then you came along and gave me new inspiration. Chinatown, Primal Fear, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. All movies that I never would have thought to watch, until you showed me the way. One day we will write that script....
My IU buddies: There are so many of you to thank, but a group that I always trust. Ben, Nat, Mitch, Darrow, Sherrizle, Ando, Lemperis, Mills, Pundy, Cox, Chelsea, 716 (for all those dumb movies we watched just to laugh at), and more. All you guys watched countless movies with me, and ALWAYS provide amazing and hillarious discussions.
JP: Whatever movie you watched, I chose to ignore. Your terrible taste showed me the best movies to put on for my future young children, because they are ridiculous and tasteless. I kid.
Finally, my parents. You provided me with a great place to watch them, and the perfect couch to have girls to watch with, HEYOOOO.
Thanks to all of you. It has never been overlooked.
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