But to make matters worse, you hear this: The UK has completely banned Human Centipede 2 from it's country. In case you can't translate British, that means no movie theaters or DVDs will have Human Centipede 2 in stock. To say the least, the director wasn't too happy with this decision.
“Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an horrific horror-film, but shouldn't a good horror film be horrific? My dear people it is a f****cking MOVIE. It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. If people can't handle or like my movies they just don't watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK.”
- Director Tom Six
First thing that stands out has nothing to do with what he said. In fact, it was his last name. Six? Really, your last name is a number? Who named you, George Kostanza? Did you forget to change it when you got out of directing porn?
I am absolutely furious with this decision, aren't you!?! He's right, if people like his movies, then they should be able to go to their local Wal-Mart and pick them out of the $3 bin. You know, the bin located in the aisle that has the giant cage of assorted balls you have to reverse throw out of the cage in order to get the one that has the bright blue star on it. You deserve that opportunity Mr. Six!
A good horror film SHOULD be horrific......like extremely horrific......like so horrific that you can't even play the Centiped Arcade anymore. Especially not the free play one at the dentists office.....
Gosh darnit, it IS ART! At least the first one was. Remember, it was nominated for 12 Oscars, 7 Golden Globes, 2 Tonys, and somehow even 1 Nickelodeon award. O, it wasn't? Well Daniel Tosh did a 20 minute segment on it, and he only shows videos that are culturally relevant and artsy. O, he doesn't?
Where do they get off ruining the ending! The title gives nothing away, and leaves everything up to the imagination. A Human Centipede? What on Earth could that possibly be? I mean, it could be people lined up like a centipede, with their mouths connected to the crawling person in front of them, but come on! Who woud make a movie about that? That would be ridiculous.
Oh........
Well, fi it doesn't pan out, you can always use that name to get a part as a Bond Villain.
In the next chapter of Bond, 007 battles the mastermind Mr. Six, a diabolical criminal who is set on world domination, or some may say dominatrix. Armed with only his whit and an arsenal of weapons, 007 must figure out how to stop this villain from turning the entire world's population into a Human Centipede of pure energy.....
Or maybe not.
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